Funny Quotes

I decided to put together a couple of funny quotes and I hope you enjoy them as much as I did, I felt so exhilarated after reading some on the internet last night.

They say

“don’t try this at home”

so I’m coming over

to your house to try it.

 

People said

follow your dreams,

so I went back to bed.

 

I wish I could lose

weight as easily

as I lose my keys, pen,

cell phone, temper,

and even my mind.

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My life is just like

Rihanna’s new song.

Work, work, work and

the rest of it, I can’t

really understand.

 

I don’t have a dirty mind

I have a sexy imagination.

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Knowing The Real Prophesy

My future is not for you to predict

The ‘I am’ created me and knoweth all

Hands are laid, demons are banished

Disciples move in exhilaration to fulfill the prophecy

Days after days, weeks after weeks, months after months

They offer the holy divine

They see not! they hear not! WHY?

It is for them to seek, for them to ask, for them to knock

And the holy doors shall be open unto them

Heavens will unlock the endowment

The rains of good fortune will befall.

I kneel before the holy one with tears in my eyes

I cried out loud, deafening  the defensive walls

Earsplitting, thunderous shrieks in phases

Pain piercing through my heart

I bowed to the holy one, the all-consuming fire

Seeking questions that needed answers

I know not what my future beholds

The faithful one see no confusion

Bring me home to the truth

Satisfy my quench for precision

He said to me, 

“I have given you the weapon, It lies in your hands

Use It, and I will fight for you, I will be your warrior, be still”

Omnipresent! Omniscient! The greater than I!

“I have heard what the prophets said, that prophesy lies in my name, saying, I had a dream, I had a dream…Jeremiah 23:25”

“The prophet that hath a dream, let him tell a dream; and he that hath my word, let him speak my word faithfully. What is the chaff to the wheat? saith the Lord…Jeremiah 23:28

“Therefore ye shall see no more vanity, nor divine divinations: for I will deliver my people out of your hand: and ye shall know that I am the Lord…Ezekiel 13:23

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Why Do Men Stay Single

I wanted to write a post on “Reasons men stay single” but then I realized that there’s a high chance I might end up not listing all. These reasons have evolved and increased over the years just as technology has developed. You know a few reasons men give include, “I love my privacy,”  “I’m living my life,” “I need to make more money,” “I’m not sure I will be a good father,” “I’ve not found a loving woman,” and lots more…I’m not trying to lash out at men but this post is for good reason.

We all desire privacy and want to live our lives, we seek for the best; I know for a fact that single life is significant but I think it should only be for a time that leads to maturity. There are many more single women waiting to meet men ready to outgrow the single man status, yet the number grows every day. God created every man with a missing rib and until you find it, you will never be fulfilled in life.

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Men have thousands of reason to stay single thus indicating many more irrational motives and belief towards this action; with all sincerity, men don’t even have a genuine reason for wanting to stay single and I’ve realized over time that they will always have excuses for everything pertaining to staying single.

Why do men stay single? Kindly share your opinions.

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Life Of A Beggar

Living life on the crutches of poverty

In a world without balance

The life of a beggar, a pitiful one

Waiting to die from a time gone by

Bounded by the hunger tearing his heart

He’s a platter for the homeless beasts

Night closes in on him carelessly

By day his wrinkles smile on a chapel floor

The rotten smell clung on him like dead meat

Whining at life, vomiting bitterness

Promises of a hopeless future

Clung on his rugged wool covering

One day in the life of a beggar

When the sky will open

And release the gifts of life

Redeeming the locust eaten years

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Money And Sex

Sex is fun!

Enchanting, exciting!

Alluring, invigorating!

The act is heavenly!

Sex is everything that rules the world, it has unfortunately taken the place of love. What happened to love, kindness and you? Instead of that, we have Sex and Money.

Money is life-changing!

It’s friendly, sweet-evil, contagious!

Addictive, enchanting, magnetic!

The wad of cash keeps the struggle away!

Money gets things done, it makes the world go round, it’s the root of evil, yet it’s a necessity and therefore has taken over kindness and sincerity. In conclusion “something must be wrong” but you know what? Everything is wrong…

Power craves for money and sex, blinding every other purpose of life,

Creating ice cold bastards, blood-sucking demons, promoting struggle and fight.

Thinking we have the solution to poverty by hunting for more and more money? NO!

It makes us want more shit and creates this deep hole well in our heart that keeps getting wider and then we sink inside it and get burned up.

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Thought For The Day

You are unique in all ramifications

Nothing is more important

But staying happy in life.

 

You are filled with passion

Which radiates innocently

And makes you look gorgeous.

 

All the most charming words

in the world aren’t enough

to describe how lovely you are.

 

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Quotes About Poetry And Life

Poetry is just the evidence of life.

If your life is burning well,

poetry is just the ash – Leonard Cohen

 

Poetry is the journal of a sea animal

living on land, wanting to fly in the air – Carl Sandburg

 

My role in society, or any artist or poet’s role,

is to try and express what we all feel.

Not to tell people how to feel.

Not as a preacher, not as a leader,

but as a reflection of us all – John Lennon

I love poetry because it speaks one language, read in different languages to whoever is reading it but all turns out to mean the same thing.

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Speechlessly In Love

Only when you move to the rhythm

In that pink sexy thing, dangerous enough

to spark the flames in my soul.

Only when my heart muscle burn into ashes

and I’m gone, never to feel the deep desire

that I can’t control, but the grip

clipping my tongue to the rooftop.

Only then do I accept the tempest in you

got me speechlessly in love, drifting me

deep into the poetry you turned me into.

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Release The Dark Emotions

You feel anger, frustration and have this gruesome feeling at the pit of your stomach all because your partner did something or keeps doing things you feel you can’t forgive them for.

It’s best to release all the dark and cooked up emotions in a way you can control without letting it get out of hand, if not it will build up into hatred and then a complete disaster.

Never run from your shadow

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