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Funny Quotes

I decided to put together a couple of funny quotes and I hope you enjoy them as much as I did, I felt so exhilarated after reading some on the internet last night.

They say

“don’t try this at home”

so I’m coming over

to your house to try it.

 

People said

follow your dreams,

so I went back to bed.

 

I wish I could lose

weight as easily

as I lose my keys, pen,

cell phone, temper,

and even my mind.

funny-quotes

My life is just like

Rihanna’s new song.

Work, work, work and

the rest of it, I can’t

really understand.

 

I don’t have a dirty mind

I have a sexy imagination.

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