I decided to put together a couple of funny quotes and I hope you enjoy them as much as I did, I felt so exhilarated after reading some on the internet last night.
They say
“don’t try this at home”
so I’m coming over
to your house to try it.
People said
follow your dreams,
so I went back to bed.
I wish I could lose
weight as easily
as I lose my keys, pen,
cell phone, temper,
and even my mind.
My life is just like
Rihanna’s new song.
Work, work, work and
the rest of it, I can’t
really understand.
I don’t have a dirty mind
I have a sexy imagination.
Source: Google